Jokes

"I will sing the LORD's praise, for he has been good to me. Psalm 13:6

Where do snowmen go to dance?
The Snowball!

Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank!


Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
She wanted to reach the high notes

A daughter told her dad the 3 men in the fire were Shadrack, Mishack, and "let me go."


What always sleeps with its shoes on?
A horse

What has a horn but does not honk?
A rhinoceros

What is a cat's favorite color?
PURRR-PLE!

What's gray and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with hiccups!

Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you're the chicken!

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?
Porkchop

What does a rabbit use to keep his fur in place?
Hare Spray

What is a cat's favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwane
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub I'm drownding!

Knock,knock
Who's there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again


Why wasn't the window cool?
It didn't have any shades.


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